RotoRhymes #2: Kenneth Cashman

RotoRhymes #2: Kenneth Cashman

Kenneth Cashman – RotoRhymes #2

b/w Cocoa Brovaz’ “Black Trump”

  

It’s the keeper league boss man, DFS phenom,
Heir to the throne, you’re just keeping my seat warm,
Turn into a beast anytime I turn a beat on,
You ain't going nowhere like CC on a seesaw,
Defeat peons, my win streak for eons,
Higher like the K-rate of Jose De Leon,
Draft Carlos Rodon every single season,
Just so I can hear Hawk Harrelson say "he gone”,
Bro please, your whole team is weak sauce,
Slower than a page loading up on Roster Resource,
Damaging the egos of dorks with each loss,
On the mic I get weird like Schwarber batting lead off,
Leap frog geeks, your season’s in free fall,
Saddest team I ever seen they should call you Eeyore,
Take a beat and flip it like I’m Jose Bautista,
Fantasy god, find me in first by default, yeah.