RotoRhymes #9: Kenneth Cashman

RotoRhymes #9: Kenneth Cashman

RotoRhymes #9
b/w Freeway’s “Still In Effect”
 
 
It's the keeper league leader, my team is undefeated,
Clutch with the pick ups you can call me Derek Jeter,
Captain of the fleet, I'll hand your team a beating,
Carving up a lineup like my name was Jake Faria,
Serving all you divas like subpoenas, sweet Jesus,
Put one in the bleachers like I'm either of the Seagers,
Fifteen teams, think I need a paralegal,
Coming for that ring like my nickname’s Smeagol,
Break out sleeper, you can say I'm Severino,
Try and hang with this amigo, come up short like Dan DeVito,
Higher than a fever, James Paxton with the heater,
Rookie of the year, while you’re just a bottom feeder,
Coming up quick, like I'm something in between a,
Rajai Davis and a cheetah, while you’re slow like Jered Weaver,
Number one seed, right on every streamer,
See, I catch cards like I’m Yadier Molina.


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